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"I hope you choke on all your lies.
Including every single fucking time you ever told me you loved me."

- Jeigo (via jeigo)

supernatural-tardis:

i had a crush on this guy and i decided to pull a Pavlov on him by offering him whenever i saw him  this brand of candy he seemed to really like and after a while whenever he saw me he got excited for a second then you could see his expression shift to wondering the why the hell was he so happy to see me and i swear it was the evilest thing but also the most hilarious i made a guy like me by conditioning him into associating me to a candy he liked

This is my fav!

edwardspoonhands:

justthenewkid:

nuggetxnicole:

Kids React To: The sudden realization of their own mortality

even the baby’s a little shook up by the end

This small human has internalized the inexorable march of time far better than I have.

(Source: lolgifs.net)

crescentrax:

belgianwhovian:

luanlegacy:

salt4life:

dis nigga, going places.

Ready for the hunger games.

He shot his arrow… IN MIDAIR

THROUGH THEIR CROTCH

crescentrax:

belgianwhovian:

luanlegacy:

salt4life:

dis nigga, going places.

Ready for the hunger games.

He shot his arrow… IN MIDAIR

THROUGH THEIR CROTCH

Anonymous:
What made you decide to post the booty pic?
Me:

I honesty don’t know. I was afraid to post it but now I’m like “meh”

The world just became a little less elegant. 
R.I.P Oscar De La Renta. 
No one could capture the pure elegance and beauty of a dress quite like you. You have been my biggest fashion idol since the very first day I decided I wanted to be a designer and although that dream has changed,  your influence has not. The fashion industry has truly lost one of its greats, but I know that your creativity and passion will always live on and influence the fashion world. Thank you for making this world more beautiful.

The world just became a little less elegant.
R.I.P Oscar De La Renta.
No one could capture the pure elegance and beauty of a dress quite like you. You have been my biggest fashion idol since the very first day I decided I wanted to be a designer and although that dream has changed, your influence has not. The fashion industry has truly lost one of its greats, but I know that your creativity and passion will always live on and influence the fashion world. Thank you for making this world more beautiful.

mohsinqdimensions:

queridagordita:

swiggityswagurfab:






This guy would survive a horror movie.

This guy would survive a horror movie.

Every single time this comes up on my dash it gets funnier. Like I just fell of of my bed from laughing so hard

He hit him with a lamp. 

I love his freedom pants.

im crying omg

No matter how many times I see the gif or the video, I will never, ever, in my life, get over him throwing a printer through a window.

He’d think of hitting him with the printer then change his mind and run for his life. Hahaha!

mohsinqdimensions:

queridagordita:

swiggityswagurfab:


This guy would survive a horror movie.

This guy would survive a horror movie.

Every single time this comes up on my dash it gets funnier. Like I just fell of of my bed from laughing so hard

He hit him with a lamp.

I love his freedom pants.

im crying omg

No matter how many times I see the gif or the video, I will never, ever, in my life, get over him throwing a printer through a window.

He’d think of hitting him with the printer then change his mind and run for his life. Hahaha!

sssammich:

someonecalledmefamous:

mu5icliz:

germansam:

tokyosluts:

Sleeping is nice because youre not actually dead and youre not awake so its a win-win situation

It’s like being dead without the commitment.

an open relationship with death

death with benefits

(Source: tokyogals)

fwips:

when you call in to work and your coworker answers the phone in their peppy work voice then realizes its you and goes back to sounding just as dead inside as you are