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officialdaddyegbert:

Gentle reminder that people working in customer service are paid to be nice to you and you should not fucking flirt with them because you’re probably making them extremely uncomfortable you piece of shit don’t force us into engaging your gross ass

dropalexdead:

I think about this daily. I use it in everyday life, my motto. My creed.

(Source: chadleymacguff)

sluttyteenwolf:

THIS DOG IS BETTER AT ART THAN I AM ARE U KIDDING ME

(Source: poyzn)

adreciclarte:

THE MAKING OF “IN VOLUPTAS MORS” – SALVADOR DALI BY PHILIPPE HALSMAN

 

(Source: una-lady-italiana)

Not sure if people around me are getting hotter or my standards are just lowering the longer I go without sex.

"You learn more about a person at the end of a relationship than at the beginning."

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(via v-a-n-s)

Yupppppp

(via ohluckyou)

(Source: ohlovequotes)